02-17-2017, 04:32 PM
Here are some super easy ones:
1. "New Oldsmobiles are in early this year!"
2. "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."
3. "Shit, maybe I could get you a job with United Fruit! I got a buddy with United Fruit. Start with strawberries, maybe you could work your way up to these GD bananas!"
4. "Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing here, alright? We got 4:11 positrack out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talking serious ****in' muscle."
5. "A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me, and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a......a marriage?"
1. "New Oldsmobiles are in early this year!"
2. "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."
3. "Shit, maybe I could get you a job with United Fruit! I got a buddy with United Fruit. Start with strawberries, maybe you could work your way up to these GD bananas!"
4. "Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing here, alright? We got 4:11 positrack out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talking serious ****in' muscle."
5. "A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me, and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a......a marriage?"
"Better send those refunds..."
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