Bengals to pursue Logan Ryan

[Shake n Blake]

Connor Barwin's visit:

Bengals intern: Nice to meet you Connor.
Barwin: Likewise. Where is Mr. Brown?
Intern: He's chasing butterflies on his golf cart.
Barwin: O...k... Will he be in today so we can talk contract with my agent?
Intern: That's cute. You see ah...we're not actually interested in signing you. You want way too much money.
Barwin: How do you know? I mean, I'm only looking for around $6
Intern: Dollars?
Barwin: Million. $6 million.
Intern: Bwahahaha!
Barwin: What's so funny? I'm a former pro bowler and an upgrade over Michael Johnson.
Intern: Look kid. We both benefit here. We get to look like we're being aggressive in FA.
Barwin: And what do I get???
Intern: You got a free coach ticket to come visit family and we're even throwing in a coupon for a free frostee.
Barwin: Ooh I love frostees. Is it totally free?
Intern: You have to buy the meal to get the frostee.
Barwin: Thanks. I guess.
Intern: Thank you! Now would you please send Minter in when you're on your way out? Kthanksbubeye.