Patriots trade for Brandin Cooks

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You'd almost think the ownership employs people other than their family in the FO. Who the hell do they think they are having other revenue streams other than their team to pass down to their children?

Good thing Mikey is on the competition committee. Maybe he'll force the Krafts to put some of their entititled children in charge of everything and tie the profitably to their future inheritance. Someone wake the old man up and get him on the case. I know this is his hibernation period, but he needs to warm up that telegraph.