11-26-2022, 12:44 AM
(11-26-2022, 12:15 AM)bfine32 Wrote: I'm doing great; just got a promotion.
The promotion came down to me and another dude. The hiring official said interviews start in 30 minutes, and to interview for the position you must wear a tie.
I was wearing a nice tie so I was good, but my competition had ruined his tie earlier in the day in the paper shredder. I knew there was only one store within 30 minutes of the office that sold ties, so I beat him down there and bought them all.
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