07-24-2017, 08:55 AM
Ya see.. These injuries play into the conspiracy theory of how the Cinderella team wins it all during our 50th anniversary season. They come limping onto the field at the last moment to insure victory against overwhelming odds once again giving Squeeler fans yet more reasons to claim that we're all thugs and should be banned forever for winning the Super bowl with such dastardly scoundrels as Pacman, Vontez the Terrible and Dudley Doright Dalton under center..
Got to have a compelling story line..
Actually that's just swiping the page from the squeeler scenario of Ben the invincible coming back from three broken legs, a ruptured spleen, an emergency brain transplant at half time to win it all..
Got to have a compelling story line..
Actually that's just swiping the page from the squeeler scenario of Ben the invincible coming back from three broken legs, a ruptured spleen, an emergency brain transplant at half time to win it all..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
