10-22-2017, 02:43 PM
The nagging wife is the mother of the 20 year old waitress.
The waitress gets home and tells her mom about the suitcase, but the mom already knows since the owner of the diner called to tell the mom about it. The owner of the diner and the waitresses mom are a secret item.
The mom proceeds to tell her daughter that her father really isn't her father and can't figure out why the daughter hasn't put it together how she was conceived and born while her father was in some other country deep in the jungle or something stupid like that, for one and a half years. She then says that her and her boss have been hot and heavy for a long time and the daughters face turns white since she killed her boss. The mom tells her not to worry because her real father died long ago "mysteriously".
The daughter walks down the hall to her room and see who she thought was her father hanging inches from the floor just squirming away and in a graspy whisper says "Help Me!". The mother comes storming down the hall nagging again saying, "I KNEW IT, I KNEW YOU'D MESS THIS UP TOO" and sits on his shoulders bouncing up and down to finish the job.
"Should we call the police or just bury him" the mother asks and the daughter after a little panic says "Didnt he have life insurance?" and the mother says "Yes! and with a suicide clause too!".
The waitress gets home and tells her mom about the suitcase, but the mom already knows since the owner of the diner called to tell the mom about it. The owner of the diner and the waitresses mom are a secret item.
The mom proceeds to tell her daughter that her father really isn't her father and can't figure out why the daughter hasn't put it together how she was conceived and born while her father was in some other country deep in the jungle or something stupid like that, for one and a half years. She then says that her and her boss have been hot and heavy for a long time and the daughters face turns white since she killed her boss. The mom tells her not to worry because her real father died long ago "mysteriously".
The daughter walks down the hall to her room and see who she thought was her father hanging inches from the floor just squirming away and in a graspy whisper says "Help Me!". The mother comes storming down the hall nagging again saying, "I KNEW IT, I KNEW YOU'D MESS THIS UP TOO" and sits on his shoulders bouncing up and down to finish the job.
"Should we call the police or just bury him" the mother asks and the daughter after a little panic says "Didnt he have life insurance?" and the mother says "Yes! and with a suicide clause too!".
