Someone convince me to stay

[*rfaulk34*]

Hey, remember at the end of the '16 season when the usual suspects talked about how '17 would be different/better?
Hey, remember at the end of the '15 season when the usual suspects talked about how '16 would be different/better?
Hey, remember at the end of the '14 season when the usual suspects talked about how '15 would be different/better?
Hey, remember at the end of the '13 season when the usual suspects talked about how '14 would be different/better?
Hey, remember at the end of the '12 season when the usual suspects talked about how '13 would be different/better?
Hey, remember at the end of the '11 season when the usual suspects talked about how '12 would be different/better?
Hey, remember at the end of the '10 season when the usual suspects talked about how '11 would be different/better?
Hey, remember at the end of the '09 season when the usual suspects talked about how '10 would be different/better?
Hey, remember at the end of the '08 season when the usual suspects talked about how '09 would be different/better?
Hey, remember at the end of the '07 season when the usual suspects talked about how '08 would be different/better?
Hey, remember at the end of the '06 season when the usual suspects talked about how '07 would be different/better?
Hey, remember at the end of the '05 season when the usual suspects talked about how '06 would be different/better?
Hey, remember at the end of the '04 season when the usual suspects talked about how '05 would be different/better?
Hey, remember at the end of the '03 season when the usual suspects talked about how '04 would be different/better?
(i'm tired of typing. add 12 more of those here)

Hey, notice how the Bengals still have as many playoff wins after each of those years as the one before it? No? I didn't think so. Mike Brown loves how you continue to be his lap dog and go running up to him every time he walks in the door. 

Most pathetic and clueless owner in professional sports history, coupled with a coach that can't beat his main rival, win a single playoff game or even 30% of his prime time games, yet here you are, singing about what great, loyal fans you are because you're there ready to lap up the next serving of crap that Mike drops all over the carpet. 

You're not special, loyal, diehard fans. You're not that guy/gal that's going to reap the benefits of your loyalty when the Bengals finally win big. You're lap dogs that don't have the balls, guts or backbone to stand up and say you've had enough of the turd sandwiches you've been served every day for the last 26 years. 

You and this owner deserve each other.