Someone convince me to stay

[BengalChris]

(01-02-2018, 08:11 PM)PhilHos Wrote: I'm one of those that said if Merv comes back I'm done with the Bengals. Here's the thing: I never expected him to come back.

Now, I truly don't want to root for the Bengals anymore. But, I've never switched team loyalties before and I don't know if I can do it.

Thus, I leave it to you, my fellow (as of now) Bengals fans, someone convince me to stay a fan. I want to be like Mike: too lazy to make the effort to change.

Thanks in advance.

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I don't know how long you've been a Bengals fan, but if you survived Mike Brown this long then what's another two years.

Sooner or later Mike Brown has to die, whether by natural causes, being run over by his daughter as she backs out of the drive, falling out of his window, sticking his tongue in a light socket or some other fitting accident. Until that day just expect nothing sensible by the team ownership and you'll be fine.

Oh, by the way, don't spend any money on the team at all so that you don't feel ripped off when they go out an take a dump on Sundays.