05-24-2021, 01:02 PM
(05-24-2021, 10:24 AM)fredtoast Wrote: So you are going to be cremated and put your ashes in a "coffee can".
I'm fine if they send my dead carcass to the Hormel food plant.. Personally I prefer to be tossed in the ocean and eventually recycled at a Mrs Pauls fishstick plant.. I have a box of my dad's ashes and bone fragments..Too much for a small coffee can..
You know what the term for cremation remains are called? Cremains! Sounds too much like a hearty breakfast cereal..
Try a delicious bowl of cremains for breakfast!
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