02-16-2018, 10:40 PM
(02-16-2018, 06:44 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: She's taking the whole Kitten Kaboodle, buddy. Things will get weird for sure. Ever had a pilon and a kicking tee inside you? In this scenario, you will.
Every Friday she's like to role play. She gets suited up in a full Bengals uniform. Helmet, pads, and everything. Eye black, cleats...She takes her 3 pt stance, and you're to yell out cadances and audibles throughout the encounter. Then you're to get down in a stance, while she wheels in the Jugs machine.
C'mon, bro. Live a little. Get crazy.
Only if Dennis Roland is dressed in drag and sitting in the corner pleasuring himself the whole time.