06-26-2018, 08:44 PM
(06-25-2018, 04:00 PM)fredtoast Wrote: One time in high school I was out with some friends in a van. I was making out with this drunk chick in the back when she said she had to puke. Instead of asking the driver to stop I just slid open the side door and held her while she hung her head out to puke. But I was too drunk to hold on and she fell face first out of a moving van. Nothing broken but half of her face looked like she had been attacked with a cheese grater.
That ended our relationship.
“God you look terrible. I think we need to break up.”
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