Jessie Bates Article

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(06-28-2018, 08:09 AM)HuDey Wrote: If you don’t already like him there’s this...

Absolutely moves him up a few rungs on the ladder in my book. 

Could have even went higher if saying he was most excited about sacking Ben so hard his shoes come off and ball squirts out to Bengals.  

Or embellish it somewhat and say that 

he can not wait to intercept Ben. Then run him over so hard on way to end zone that he leaves cleat prints up his torso and his helmet flies off violently hitting Joey Porter in his bulbous head then ricocheting off his chrome dome only to strike Hines Ward in the stands knocking him out leaving a B shaped scar on his forehead where small amount of blood trickles out like Hines ketchup as PBS goes wild while fans commandeer steeler fans urine colored towels then shred them to pieces to use as confetti.  


Should be noted that the helmet had running english on it (for you pool players) that accelerates its speed coming off first impact (Porters head) before hitting pumpkin headed Hines..