Steelers @ Bengals Predictions

[BengalHawk62]

steAlers- 225- They score at will on us.  Burfict is kicked out of the game during pregame warm ups because he looked in the general area of Big Ben.  Atkins is also tossed because he made mean contact with the OL on our first defensive play of the game.  In an unprecedented move, Mike Brown is forced to come down from the owner's suite and puts a helmet and uniform on and goes in to replace Atkins and Burfict in our defense because everyone else on the sidelines has been ejected for complaining about the ticky tack calls. 


Bengals- 13   (we miss an extra point on a late TD)  Jeff Driskel throws a hail mary that Josh Malone just happens to snag in his facemask before it drops to the ground.  Dalton was drawn and quartered at the end of the 1st quarter by shitburgh's defense, that we got a holding penalty thrown on, that's why Driskell is in the game and not Dalton.  AJ Green also broke his arm, leg and ribs when he went out of bounds on the Pittsburgh sideline.  Tomlin and their coaches say he "tripped and fell", and the cameras cut away to  commercial every time we try to see what happens over there just as Joey Porter throws a baseball bat into the crowd.  ???? 


its a beat down of epic proportions this week. 

I despise that team more than any other team in the league.  F them and every thing about them.  F their stupid helmets.  F their stupid towel, F that ketchup, F their players, F their coaches, F their owners and F their fans too.  Douches.