01-02-2019, 12:29 PM
1. Green Bay. You inherit Aaron Rodgers and a relatively talented supporting cast. Fans are very demanding and not many think highly of Ted Thompson, however. Very popular franchise. Ownership will spend.
2. Cleveland. Perennial losers but they have a lot of young talent and a franchise QB. Stepping into a playoff-ready situation. Small market team, however. And you have to live in Cleveland, Ohio.
3. Cincinnati. Also perennial losers. Mike Brown and the reputation. However, there is talent here and you will get plenty of time to succeed. Job security in this line of work is invaluable. Mike will spend on his own guys but free agency does not work here the way it does everywhere else. Could easily convince me to put this job as low as 5.
4. Denver. Loaded D but nothing on O, including a QB. New guy should get free rein to choose the QB, but Elway is a crappy GM while being a folk hero to the fans.
5. NYJ. Bad FO and NY may be the biggest pressure cooker in all of sports. But you have your franchise QB and a chance to win on a big stage.
6. TB. Horrible ownership, some of the crappiest fans in the league, small market, franchise tied to a ******* of a QB. They do have some weapons on both sides of the ball and are relatively young.
7. Miami. (Edited to add them). Nothing to like about this job presently. Drake looks like a good player, I guess. Frank Gore is 81. FO in overhaul, as will be the roster including QB Tannehill. Dolphins fans are not patient - they've been losing for a long time and Gase fell out of favor very quickly. This looks like a 4 year rebuild and the new coach will probably get maybe 3 before results are expected.
8.. Arizona. Guys are turning down interviews here left and right. There's no talent to speak of on the roster. Last year's "savior" QB Josh Rosen looked awful in his rookie season. Like, really, really bad. He may improve in a better system but the new guy is likely going to be tied to him for at least 2 years. David Johnson isn't getting any younger. Small market, never a successful franchise. But hey, cool stadium.
2. Cleveland. Perennial losers but they have a lot of young talent and a franchise QB. Stepping into a playoff-ready situation. Small market team, however. And you have to live in Cleveland, Ohio.
3. Cincinnati. Also perennial losers. Mike Brown and the reputation. However, there is talent here and you will get plenty of time to succeed. Job security in this line of work is invaluable. Mike will spend on his own guys but free agency does not work here the way it does everywhere else. Could easily convince me to put this job as low as 5.
4. Denver. Loaded D but nothing on O, including a QB. New guy should get free rein to choose the QB, but Elway is a crappy GM while being a folk hero to the fans.
5. NYJ. Bad FO and NY may be the biggest pressure cooker in all of sports. But you have your franchise QB and a chance to win on a big stage.
6. TB. Horrible ownership, some of the crappiest fans in the league, small market, franchise tied to a ******* of a QB. They do have some weapons on both sides of the ball and are relatively young.
7. Miami. (Edited to add them). Nothing to like about this job presently. Drake looks like a good player, I guess. Frank Gore is 81. FO in overhaul, as will be the roster including QB Tannehill. Dolphins fans are not patient - they've been losing for a long time and Gase fell out of favor very quickly. This looks like a 4 year rebuild and the new coach will probably get maybe 3 before results are expected.
8.. Arizona. Guys are turning down interviews here left and right. There's no talent to speak of on the roster. Last year's "savior" QB Josh Rosen looked awful in his rookie season. Like, really, really bad. He may improve in a better system but the new guy is likely going to be tied to him for at least 2 years. David Johnson isn't getting any younger. Small market, never a successful franchise. But hey, cool stadium.
If you see something suspicious, say something suspicious.
![[Image: 4CV0TeR.png]](https://i.imgur.com/4CV0TeR.png)
