Reds month of May games thread

[grampahol]

Oh c'mon you negative Nancy's.. You really don't think Bell can turn this team into the surprise 2019 juggernaut world series champions with sheer willpower and determination?  Just look at his analytics that say, "Sorry guys...give up. We're gonna have the first ever 8 man outfield and rely on great pitching defense! No need to even bother trying to hit when our starting pitchers are gonna throw 125 no-hitters the rest of the way so we'll only need 1 run per game the rest of the way!" I find it tough to believe that nobody thinks our pitchers will suddenly learn to run 125 mph so they can not only throw 100 mph, but also run behind home plate to catch their own pitches.. Where's your optimism? 


I don't suppose anyone thinks I'm over doing it just a tad? Nahhhh..not me..