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The Colonoscopy
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I wanted to thank everyone again for your responses. I had the procedure this morning (hence my writing this mid-day at home on vacation) and it went off without a hitch. When we got home the wife said I needed to come back on the boards and "pay it forward," as it were, and I agreed.

So, for anyone who is facing one now or in the future, and has never had one, it's not a big deal. I had to experience one myself before I would believe that, but it is the truth. It's cliché to say that the worst part of the whole experience is the prep the day before, but it's true. When I was drinking that horrific swill at 2 AM this morning, feeling equally hungry and nauseous, which then quickly segued into me hunkered on the john feeling sadness and shame, I couldn't have imagined feeling any worse.

The procedure was so easy it's laughable. I spoke with the anesthesiologist for a bit, then with the doctor. Then, I was wheeled back into the room and asked to turn onto my side. There was another minute of chit-chat before they administered the anesthesia. I felt dizzy for a second or two, then the next thing I knew, I was in the recovery room. I don't even remember waking up there, it was like I joined a tv program already in progress. Man, that Propofol is some good shit ThumbsUp

And, the best part is the doctor said I don't have to come back for ten years Dancing Happy Wednesday, everyone!
“We're 2-7!  What the **** difference does it make?!” - Bruce Coslet
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The Colonoscopy - Awful Llama - 07-17-2019, 07:16 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - bfine32 - 07-17-2019, 07:22 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - XenoMorph - 07-18-2019, 05:20 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - bfine32 - 07-18-2019, 06:41 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - Jason_NC - 07-17-2019, 08:18 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - fredtoast - 07-18-2019, 06:35 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - Tiger Teeth - 07-18-2019, 08:24 PM
The Colonoscopy - Storer50 - 07-20-2019, 06:08 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - Awful Llama - 07-21-2019, 08:33 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - HarleyDog - 07-21-2019, 09:57 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - grampahol - 07-23-2019, 05:48 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - grampahol - 02-19-2020, 10:05 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - BengalHawk62 - 07-21-2019, 11:16 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - Awful Llama - 07-24-2019, 03:23 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - michaelsean - 07-25-2019, 02:16 AM
RE: The Colonoscopy - masonbengals fan - 07-24-2019, 06:41 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - HarleyDog - 07-24-2019, 10:44 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - Awful Llama - 07-25-2019, 04:25 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - HarleyDog - 02-19-2020, 08:52 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - SunsetBengal - 02-20-2020, 12:08 AM
RE: The Colonoscopy - HarleyDog - 02-20-2020, 12:51 AM
RE: The Colonoscopy - fredtoast - 02-20-2020, 12:00 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - michaelsean - 02-20-2020, 12:16 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - grampahol - 02-24-2020, 12:33 PM

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