Who Dey Basement Dwellers

[*rfaulk34*]

(11-18-2019, 10:35 PM)E.A. Poe Wrote: OK, I shall! 

The Bengals have a 27th ranked offense and a 32nd ranked defense and overall they have -129 net points (Yikes!). When their 0-10 record is factored in it is easy to deduce that YOUR team is a huge steamy pile. I would also mention that the Ravens swept the Bengals in an embarrassing fashion, but I do have a heart sometimes. 

You simply have no smack to offer, Little Faulker. You are, in fact, the whiney runt of this smack talk forum. Please, continue to cry for the rest of the season. It makes me smile.

Did you order your Mayfield jersey yet?

I own you, Little Faulker! 

It is amusing that you think anything you type has any effect on anything. Take for instance that little emoji you keep adding at the end of your posts. You probably think that bothers me. Or maybe you think it makes me mad when you type "i own you".

By all means, keep replying to everything i post about you. And keep adding all those emojis because they make me super mad!!!!!!


Now back to smacking your pathetic ass around some more...

You're not worth the time and effort it takes to do anything except point out what a loser you are, so don't worry about football. The thing i know, that you don't, is that everyone that reads your posts knows you're a loser and you're terrible at attempting to smack anyone about anything. 

You hang around here while your team is winning and then disappear for months when they're bad. Everyone else comes regardless and takes their lumps when they're due. You're not part of this forum. You're an outsider. There isn't one other poster who has ever come here and ran like a ***** like you do. That's why you deserve and get zero respect. 

You come across as that little 12 year old mouthy kid on the playground that runs to the teacher every time someone you're running your mouth to comes at you. I know that. You know that. Everyone else knows that. There's no way in hell you can resist replying to this because you're so mentally fragile. Every single time you reply to me, you look more like a dork so don't stop now! Give it your best and don't forget the laughing and bubble butt emojis because they make me souper madzzzz!!!!1!!11!

*smooch smooch