Super Homer time-killer thread

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(05-14-2020, 12:39 PM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: Easy enough. Let’s start with the Chargers since we are opening the season with them. They move around, are completely disloyal to their fan base and have to share their city with the Rams (who also are a joke). They are constantly ‘changing’ their uniforms but look the same every year.

They just moved on from Phillip Rivers, the guy who found a way to lose every game in the 4th quarter and replaced him with a total bum in Herbert. They’ve failed to retain guys like Melvin Gordon who held out and have squandered talents like Keenan Allen.

I went to a Chargers game and the one thing I can say is the fans are great. They were almost more happy the Bengals won than us Bengals fans were. They hate their owner.

The one time they had a great team with Schotty they couldn’t even win a playoff game and their only recent claim to fame is LaDainian Tomlinson. Dan Fouts is ok but he is also a total scrub announcer who is cringy to watch.

I’ve never seen a Charger fan excited for the season, have you??

I've only known one Charger fan and he was from San Diego and he's beyond done with them because they moved to LA, which I guess SD people don't like.  Do the Chargers still have fans?  

Side note, how odd is it that that huge LA stadium is going to debut to 0 fans?  And yea, Herbert looks like a bum.  This QB class is a joke outside of Burrow.  Tua is made of glass and the rest of the guys are developmental prospects at best.  This wasn't a good year to just be really bad, you had to go all-in to cash in so to speak.  If the Chargers have any fans left, they're going to be tested trying to convince themselves that benching Tylenol Taylor for their new QB is going to be a big deal.

Meh to them.