07-30-2020, 07:38 PM
(07-30-2020, 06:37 PM)fredtoast Wrote: But when you say the players would be safer taking hodroxy and playing football games than "going to Lowes" you need to have more to back that up than a Dr. who claims that infertility is caused by demons or whoever else Fox News is trotting out to support Trump.
You can't prove demons don't exist. And who knows what type of crazy stuff they get into. All of the scientific tests in world can point to one simple conclusion, but that doesn't mean those evil bastards aren't somehow behind it.
I met a demon named once. His name was Reggie, and lived in my basement in a crawl space. He was actual a pretty chill entity. I just look said, "Look Reggie, I don't want no problems. Don't start nothing, they won't be nothing."
Surprisingly he was pretty reasonable. We struck a bargain. I toss in a few goat heads in the crawlspace here and there and he wouldn't rip my face or anything like that. He actually had pretty great taste in music too. We listened to a lot of Pink Floyd down there.
