10-21-2015, 05:01 PM
Ya know what? Just to prove I'm not a "Debbie Downer", I'll throw a few poorly timed, asinine "discussion points" out so we have something to talk about during the bye.
We're clearly going to win the Super Bowl this year and next year, but can you imagine what would happen if we won so many games in a row that the rest of the NFL banded together and refused to play us anymore?!
There's a chance that a meteor shower this weekend that is going to level all of Pittsburgh while (by a strange coincidence) the smaller stones are going to cause severe damage to the homes and property of everyone across the country who owns a terrible towel. The only debris to affect any other parts of the country will be gold and silver flakes that sloughed off the main body of the meteorites during entry and gently drifted down onto the properties of non-Pittsburgh fans.
What if Mike Brown decides to refund Cincinnati all of the money the stadium cost them plus 50% interest? After that, he'll probably install personal climate control and and beer taps into every seat. Ticket prices will drop to $20 a piece, and will include a free personalized jersey and parking.
Now we have such fun things to discuss!
We're clearly going to win the Super Bowl this year and next year, but can you imagine what would happen if we won so many games in a row that the rest of the NFL banded together and refused to play us anymore?!
There's a chance that a meteor shower this weekend that is going to level all of Pittsburgh while (by a strange coincidence) the smaller stones are going to cause severe damage to the homes and property of everyone across the country who owns a terrible towel. The only debris to affect any other parts of the country will be gold and silver flakes that sloughed off the main body of the meteorites during entry and gently drifted down onto the properties of non-Pittsburgh fans.
What if Mike Brown decides to refund Cincinnati all of the money the stadium cost them plus 50% interest? After that, he'll probably install personal climate control and and beer taps into every seat. Ticket prices will drop to $20 a piece, and will include a free personalized jersey and parking.
Now we have such fun things to discuss!
