If you could OWN:

[*ochocincos*]

Part of me wants to say Reds because there isn't much better than going to a baseball game in the summer.
Plus, they're already pretty much at the bottom now so only place to go is up haha.
But on the flip side, you have to deal with fully guaranteed contracts, draft picks take forever to get to the Majors and rarely even get there, and you gotta compete with the likes of the Yankees and Dodgers payroll since there's no cap.
So I could also lean toward Bengals since NFL seems to be easier to be competitive and the draft seems to have a better payoff.