04-01-2023, 10:00 PM
(04-01-2023, 09:45 PM)Leon Wrote: i decided a time back i aint voting for trump this time. going desantos. ive just voured on trump an think rick will be way better but i dont think the left is doing any favors for themselfs going after an ex president. i think they will regret it come the election
Who is Rick? You mean Ranger Rick from the kids' magazine? He might do okay, but a anthropomorphic park ranger raccoon would be a tough sell in some parts of the country if you know what I mean. I hear he knocked up a married waitress in Enid, Oklahoma some years back and paid to abort the kits all while serving as a deacon at his local mega-church. It's a bad look, really.
Also, there's the issue of the meth lab he helped raid out in Angeles National Forest where 6 Mexican nationals lost their lives and 6-7 kilos of meth were somehow disappeared from the police vault. He was found two weeks after the raid with a he that he thought was a she in Fresno. He was said by law enforcement to be tweaking his raccoon ass off to the point of dismantling 6 beta VCRs just to reassemble them.
He'll have his loyalists. The guy's a raccoons raccoon, and he's put in some work in the street. Still, the guy's a bit problematic. I have sympathy for the dude. He was just never the same after animal control removed his bio-kits from under old man Spoonhauser's toolshed and had them euthanized. That shit will turn a good raccoon bad.
