Why has the Super Bowl hype come and gone?

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(06-02-2015, 02:02 PM)djs7685 Wrote: How are defenses going to stop Hueueueueuerman with Jeremy Hill running the ball up their asses and A.J. commanding quadruple teams!?!?!?!?!

You forgot to mention the genius singing of Denarius Moore; that guy is goign to be so eager to show the world that being benched by a god-awful team was totally undeserved.  How can you cover greased lightning?  You can't.  He's gonna stretch the field.  There is going to be at least one safety running 90 yards down the field with him on every play, right? The dude is going to run really fast in a straight line and then be open and catch the ball. Shhh, that's a secret plan, don't tell anyone!

We didn't draft Heurururueeurueman BUT as soon as we got Seals 'n' Kroft I realized he was not only  better than Gresham, but he was also better than the TE we wanted all off-season AND he's the best TE in the draft.  I just can't wait for AJ to get injured again so we can get back to that "addition by subtraction" the homers were preaching was going to win us that playoff game against the Colts!

SUPER SARDONIC POST!!!!!!!!!