03-05-2017, 12:15 AM
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03-14-2017, 09:38 PM
Didn't even bring him in for a visit
Think this was our decoy big name that we always do that get ppl excited for a week and distracts fans from the fact that they haven't actually signed anyone worth shit
Think this was our decoy big name that we always do that get ppl excited for a week and distracts fans from the fact that they haven't actually signed anyone worth shit
03-15-2017, 01:12 PM
I don't think this was ever actually a thing. I wonder who first reported this.
03-15-2017, 01:50 PM
Ah, those days where there was a modicum of hope in free agency
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03-15-2017, 01:59 PM
Logan Ryan just signed with the Titans. I guess the Bengals pursuit of him was "fake news."
03-15-2017, 02:00 PM
(03-14-2017, 09:38 PM)Housh Wrote: [ -> ]Didn't even bring him in for a visit
Think this was our decoy big name that we always do that get ppl excited for a week and distracts fans from the fact that they haven't actually signed anyone worth shit
By pursuing Logan Ryan they actually mean just realizing he is a FA.

03-15-2017, 02:55 PM
They probably kicked his tire.
03-15-2017, 04:50 PM
(03-15-2017, 02:55 PM)jj22 Wrote: [ -> ]They probably kicked his tire.
If by they you mean had a 20 year old sales intern with the last name brown, and by kicked his tire you mean looked up youtube videos of him; you are probably correct.
03-16-2017, 09:46 PM
(03-15-2017, 04:50 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: [ -> ]If by they you mean had a 20 year old sales intern with the last name brown, and by kicked his tire you mean looked up youtube videos of him; you are probably correct.
I don't think we bring players in just to kick tires. I think we bring them in to kick them in the nuts. I would love to be a fly on the wall to hear what players say to their agents, spouse etc. when they leave here after wasting their time with lowball offers.
03-17-2017, 02:12 AM
Connor Barwin's visit:
Bengals intern: Nice to meet you Connor.
Barwin: Likewise. Where is Mr. Brown?
Intern: He's chasing butterflies on his golf cart.
Barwin: O...k... Will he be in today so we can talk contract with my agent?
Intern: That's cute. You see ah...we're not actually interested in signing you. You want way too much money.
Barwin: How do you know? I mean, I'm only looking for around $6
Intern: Dollars?
Barwin: Million. $6 million.
Intern: Bwahahaha!
Barwin: What's so funny? I'm a former pro bowler and an upgrade over Michael Johnson.
Intern: Look kid. We both benefit here. We get to look like we're being aggressive in FA.
Barwin: And what do I get???
Intern: You got a free coach ticket to come visit family and we're even throwing in a coupon for a free frostee.
Barwin: Ooh I love frostees. Is it totally free?
Intern: You have to buy the meal to get the frostee.
Barwin: Thanks. I guess.
Intern: Thank you! Now would you please send Minter in when you're on your way out? Kthanksbubeye.
Bengals intern: Nice to meet you Connor.
Barwin: Likewise. Where is Mr. Brown?
Intern: He's chasing butterflies on his golf cart.
Barwin: O...k... Will he be in today so we can talk contract with my agent?
Intern: That's cute. You see ah...we're not actually interested in signing you. You want way too much money.
Barwin: How do you know? I mean, I'm only looking for around $6
Intern: Dollars?
Barwin: Million. $6 million.
Intern: Bwahahaha!
Barwin: What's so funny? I'm a former pro bowler and an upgrade over Michael Johnson.
Intern: Look kid. We both benefit here. We get to look like we're being aggressive in FA.
Barwin: And what do I get???
Intern: You got a free coach ticket to come visit family and we're even throwing in a coupon for a free frostee.
Barwin: Ooh I love frostees. Is it totally free?
Intern: You have to buy the meal to get the frostee.
Barwin: Thanks. I guess.
Intern: Thank you! Now would you please send Minter in when you're on your way out? Kthanksbubeye.
03-17-2017, 06:04 PM
doesn't Katie do the contracts now?
03-17-2017, 06:13 PM
(03-17-2017, 06:04 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: [ -> ]doesn't Katie do the contracts now?
With Aramark? Possibly.
05-16-2017, 12:16 AM
(03-03-2017, 12:49 AM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: [ -> ]I dont believe this. Since when have we leaked who we would pursue? Weird story.
Why would we go after him when our starting CB is a free agent. Makes no sense
We have 100 first round corners on this roster.... need to give them a shot.
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