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My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...

(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: [ -> ]My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...

And that's when the fight started....

(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: [ -> ]I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...

If they're taking a tour of campus in mid-July I'm pretty sure they are high school chicks looking at colleges for fall 2016.

& that's the last thing I remember.

You married?

(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: [ -> ]My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...

Yep, it sure is strange, how girls that a guy wouldn't give a second glance to at 20, suddenly look spectacular at 45..

(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: [ -> ]My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...

I support your American right to check out college chicks. However, I also support your right to bear arms and scare the shit out of those young punks eyeing your daughter.

I'm uncomfortable with this whole thread.

(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: [ -> ]Then it dawned on me...

Why your walking around with mirrors on the top of your feet!

(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: [ -> ]My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...

Thank god I have a son.

Hey Beaker...Is your daughter a test tube baby?

(07-21-2015, 10:37 PM)CINwillWIN Wrote: [ -> ]Hey Beaker...Is your daughter a test tube baby?

Love the sturdy wings picture!!! Funny movie i have it on dvd..