Practice bubble, more scouts, and I would actually hire a gm.
I'd put the money directly into my pocket.
Put a retractable roof on PBS so we get a Super bowl
(07-21-2015, 05:09 PM)Wyche Wrote: [ -> ]A coaching staff.....a real one. 
Or a less stupid fan base...
(07-21-2015, 06:35 PM)EatonFan Wrote: [ -> ]I'd give it to my wife.
Yeah, I'd give it to my wife too. But the money would be going straight to the bank.
(07-21-2015, 05:17 PM)J24 Wrote: [ -> ]Practice bubble, more scouts, and I would actually hire a gm.
why hire someone when you could just play duck duck goose for it at a family picnic?
(07-21-2015, 06:53 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah, I'd give it to my wife too. But the money would be going straight to the bank.
I think Eaton meant that he has to give his wife the money to "give it to her".
Decent hot chocolate for the concessions stands.
(07-21-2015, 08:46 PM)CharvelPlaya Wrote: [ -> ]I think Eaton meant that he has to give his wife the money to "give it to her".
Of course he meant that, I was being sarcastic, you boob!
(07-21-2015, 09:06 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]Of course he meant that, I was being sarcastic, you boob!
Lol.....and I was too....I meant that he had to pay her to......you know.........
I would use it to fund that rock opera I've been working on that involves the chimpanzee saving the Bengals' season by wearing a fedora and becoming the coach. It's called Head Chimp-Coach. You'll love the scene where he calls a septupal reverse and then spends 3 days of practice time instructing the defensive line on the proper manner to throw feces at the opposing QB.
(07-21-2015, 05:29 PM)Nately120 Wrote: [ -> ]I'd put the money directly into my pocket.
Mikey?
(07-21-2015, 06:22 PM)Joe Pong Wrote: [ -> ]Or a less stupid fan base...
Fantastic.....who will be replacing you?
(07-22-2015, 10:50 AM)Wyche Wrote: [ -> ]Mikey?
Hey, I'm just being honest. The fact that I'm a corner-cutting, ME-FIRST kinda guy who would rather save profits and then make up some bs excuse about how spending it in ways more successful teams do would actually HARM your favorite squad doesn't mean I should like Mike Brown for doing the same thing.
Instead of building the practice facility I would pocket the money and then laugh as the fan base turns on the players they profess to love for being spoiled little babies who want to be coddled. Oh you think I should improve the stadium on my own dime? Hmm, seems to me a REAL fan would watch the Bengals he claims to love so much from a wooden folding chair. Guess you aren't a real fan, eh?
MWA HA HA!!!!!
(07-21-2015, 06:22 PM)Joe Pong Wrote: [ -> ]Or a less stupid fan base...
History has shown that having a less stupid fan base in Cincinnati is tougher to achieve than agreement between Republicans and Democrats.
(07-22-2015, 10:02 AM)Nately120 Wrote: [ -> ]I would use it to fund that rock opera I've been working on that involves the chimpanzee saving the Bengals' season by wearing a fedora and becoming the coach. It's called Head Chimp-Coach. You'll love the scene where he calls a septupal reverse and then spends 3 days of practice time instructing the defensive line on the proper manner to throw feces at the opposing QB.
Discounted orchestra seats for all of us? Please?!
(07-22-2015, 08:50 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Discounted orchestra seats for all of us? Please?!
Sure! Just be aware there is a "splash zone" given the flinging of feces.