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(08-24-2017, 10:39 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]Damn, 40 and still rooting for the Hawkeyes?  I've got cousins in Iowa, and they all root for Nebraska or Ohio St.

Oh.....I wouldn't claim them as family then. Those are the kinds of people who we look for at the state fair and local wrestling shows.


:)

Just turned 26!

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I turned 47 in May, and one thing I've noticed about getting older is that my 'piss to beer ratio' is rapidly increasing. 

(08-25-2017, 12:11 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: [ -> ]I turned 47 in May, and one thing I've noticed about getting older is that my 'piss to beer ratio' is rapidly increasing. 

Pretty soon it will be your 'piss to sleep' ratio that increases.  Waking up 3 or 4 times a night to piss...............sucks!

(08-25-2017, 12:16 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Pretty soon it will be your 'piss to sleep' ratio that increases.  Waking up 3 or 4 times a night to piss...............sucks!

I'm already prepared...

25 here

(08-25-2017, 12:30 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: [ -> ]I'm already prepared...

You look just like I picture you.  

(08-24-2017, 11:04 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: [ -> ]I also never realized how much skill it takes to drive 20 miles under the speed limit.... in the left hand lane.

Unless you leave your turn signal on you're doing it wrong.

(08-25-2017, 12:16 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Pretty soon it will be your 'piss to sleep' ratio that increases.  Waking up 3 or 4 times a night to piss...............sucks!

Oh man, I quit drinking beer for a while because of that.

I noticed a couple years ago that I was getting up every night at 1 a.m., again at 4 a.m. Drove me crazy... but you get used to it.

Just turned 53 yesterday

(08-25-2017, 03:55 PM)bfine32 Wrote: [ -> ]Unless you leave your turn signal on you're doing it wrong.

True that.

(08-25-2017, 08:21 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: [ -> ]Just turned 53 yesterday

How come you don't show your Birthday?  That's my one job around here.  Everyone needs to show their bdays!  

XLVII

I'm so old my age is written in Roman numerals.

(08-25-2017, 11:01 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: [ -> ]XLVII

I'm so old my age is written in Roman numerals.

My pc runs on coal and wood .

(08-25-2017, 11:54 PM)Sabretooth Wrote: [ -> ]My pc runs on coal and wood .

Mine is a tin can and piece of string. Some day I might even get another tin can. 

(08-26-2017, 09:06 PM)grampahol Wrote: [ -> ]Mine is a tin can and piece of string. Some day I might even get another tin can. 

My mom and dad (Adam and Eve) gave me one of the first computers ever. They called it an "Apple".

(08-26-2017, 10:07 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: [ -> ]My mom and dad (Adam and Eve) gave me one of the first computers ever. They called it an "Apple".

(08-25-2017, 10:02 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]How come you don't show your Birthday?  That's my one job around here.  Everyone needs to show their bdays!  

33...Old enough to know better...Young enough to not care and do it anyway.