Well, one thing is for sure kevin, I always enjoy reading your optimism for this franchise/season.
I control my ability to become a unicorn.
(09-21-2017, 08:23 PM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: [ -> ]I control my ability to become a unicorn.
Please don't show anyone your horn when you do!

Man it's depressing that we need to be reminded of this after 2 weeks lol usually we make it to at least week 5-6 before this even starts coming up
I knew I was in for a shot of optimism when I saw who posted this. And I certainly need it.

I applaud your optimism Kevin

But this team isn't making the playoffs.
(09-22-2017, 01:03 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: [ -> ]I applaud your optimism Kevin
But this team isn't making the playoffs.
Just remember those two magic words..
C O N S P I R A C Y T H E O R I E S..
That lifted my spirits, at least for this weekend

well done.
(09-22-2017, 11:39 AM)leonardfan40 Wrote: [ -> ]Man it's depressing that we need to be reminded of this after 2 weeks lol usually we make it to at least week 5-6 before this even starts coming up
Because Marvin is ambitious and his goal is for this conversation during preseason.
(09-21-2017, 07:01 PM)kevin Wrote: [ -> ]All they have to do is go 5-1 in the AFC North, 3-1 against the NFC North, 3-1 against the AFC South and go 1-1 against the teams they play from AFC East and West....a 12 win season....Bengals CONTROL their own destiny. :andy:
:andy: ...They could even lose a couple of these games and get in with a 10 win season. Our Bengals are in CONTROL of the AFC North and the road to the Play-Offs and Super Bowl VICTORY !!!....of course I spiked my Kool Aid with a little Who Dey....In 1970 the Bengals started 1-6, and in 2012 the Bengals started 3-5, both Play-Off Seasons. Just lately the Steelers started awful and Coach Tomlin jumped all over them and they went Play-Offs.
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(09-22-2017, 10:21 PM)GodFather Wrote: [ -> ]Because Marvin is ambitious and his goal is for this conversation during preseason.
All hope is not lost lol the Bengals still control their own destiny for the 2018 season!
Is that all ... pfffftt no sweat .
I control my own ability to not deuce in my pants...
We're on to Green Bay.
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(09-22-2017, 10:22 PM)GodFather Wrote: [ -> ]![[Image: tenor.gif]](https://media.tenor.com/images/844ab49bd06c4432ecb6d896c8cf741a/tenor.gif)
Wow, you bring out the most famous of the Doctor Who's. [Ug, I'm showing my age.] This team really does need Tom Baker to come in and take them back several drafts to fix their mistakes.
Hmmmm.... we're 0-2 in the Division. Shitsburgh and Baltimore are 2-0 in the Division. Playoffs you say???
(09-21-2017, 07:01 PM)kevin Wrote: [ -> ]All they have to do is go 5-1 in the AFC North, 3-1 against the NFC North, 3-1 against the AFC South and go 1-1 against the teams they play from AFC East and West....a 12 win season....Bengals CONTROL their own destiny. ...They could even lose a couple of these games and get in with a 10 win season. Our Bengals are in CONTROL of the AFC North and the road to the Play-Offs and Super Bowl VICTORY !!!....of course I spiked my Kool Aid with a little Who Dey....In 1970 the Bengals started 1-6, and in 2012 the Bengals started 3-5, both Play-Off Seasons. Just lately the Steelers started awful and Coach Tomlin jumped all over them and they went Play-Offs.
You forgot the first step:
Score a touchdown.