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(10-23-2017, 03:10 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: [ -> ]Mike bought this:



So Paul Alexander can tickle Mike's "ivory".

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(10-23-2017, 03:11 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: [ -> ]The lessons were only free for the first 20 years. 

Ah, gotcha.....I did not know that......

Increase the salaries of all his family members he hired...... Priorities, People!

Mike Brown lights his cigars with hundred dollar bills.

(10-23-2017, 03:35 PM)jason Wrote: [ -> ]Mike Brown lights his cigars with hundred dollar bills.

Mike Brown? No, he does it with one dollar bills.

(10-23-2017, 02:47 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: [ -> ]No, he drives an old Lumina. 

http://www.enquirer.com/editions/1998/12/26/spt_mb2020.html


It's upgraded now though....and he got rid of the mice! 

You know what? If I ever read about someone not touching the thermostat until hits 90, I'd laugh because I'd think it was a joke. When it comes to Mike Brown, I think this is a serious observation. I know the article is from 98, but I could see this still being true.

calls his advisor daily to check up on the interest returned on stashing it away rather than paying decent talent.

(10-23-2017, 04:30 PM)Bengal Dude Wrote: [ -> ]You know what? If I ever read about someone not touching the thermostat until hits 90, I'd laugh because I'd think it was a joke. When it comes to Mike Brown, I think this is a serious observation. I know the article is from 98, but I could see this still being true.

While I was reading it, I swore it was satire. Then I checked the top and it was a Cincinnati Enquirer article...so everything said was true.

Mike isn't prone to change, so I imagine he's still the same way. What a strange dude.

(10-23-2017, 03:55 PM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]Mike Brown? No, he does it with one dollar bills.

Big Pimpin'...One dollar at a time!

(10-23-2017, 03:55 PM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]Mike Brown? No, he does it with one dollar bills.

The one dollar bills are for stadium upgrades, and paying interior offensive linemen.

Replace minutes with cap space...

http://www.cincinnatimagazine.com/sports-3/inheritance/

He takes his wife to Frisch's once a week.

They go Dutch with the check.

Gotta save $$$ for injuries and the rookie pool.

On Hef's leftovers?