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(12-01-2017, 08:02 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]It's alright, Harley.  We can't have derailed the thread any worse than how Mike Brown has derailed all of his father's work.

I was drunk the day my mom, got out of prison.

(12-01-2017, 08:33 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: [ -> ]I was drunk the day my mom, got out of prison.

See, some might wonder why my mind wanders to these old country songs, in a thread about Mike Brown being a poor football team owner.  But the fact of the matter is, being a fan of the Bengals under his tenure is much like the misery described in many of these old country music songs.

(12-01-2017, 08:46 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]See, some might wonder why my mind wanders to these old country songs, in a thread about Mike Brown being a poor football team owner.  But the fact of the matter is, being a fan of the Bengals under his tenure is much like the misery described in many of these old country music songs.

Gotta Who Dey sticker on my truck but I don't give a f*** cause my team's owned by a asshole!

(12-01-2017, 09:04 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: [ -> ]Gotta Who Dey sticker on my truck but I don't give a f*** cause my team's owned by an old asshole!

Fixed it for the melody..  

Mike's winning percentage was 28% prior to Marvin.

(12-01-2017, 08:02 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]It's alright, Harley.  We can't have derailed the thread any worse than how Mike Brown has derailed all of his father's work.

Great Scott! Your right Sunset!

I wasn't surprised by any of those statistics. The Bengals were a complete and utter joke prior to Marvin and seemed to be heading in that direction again.

Best thread I've read in awhile. I'm not even a big country fan, but these are some all-time great tunes.

All my exes live in Texas.

And so does the team that beat Marvin in the playoffs twice.

(12-02-2017, 12:01 AM)THE PISTONS Wrote: [ -> ]All my exes live in Texas.

And so does the team that beat Marvin in the playoffs twice.

The Steelers? 

(I know, the Texans. I just find it even more sad that 2 teams have beaten Marvin twice in the playoffs)

(12-01-2017, 10:11 AM)Wyche Wrote: [ -> ]While responding in another thread, I looked up some numbers on Son of Paul....they're pretty eye opening...even worse than I thought.  Copied and pasted:

Not a stat, but told everyone Sam Wyche resigned when the reality was, he fired him.  This was his first act as "GM".


7 winning seasons in 26 years


Roughly a .418 winning % (actually dramatically improved under Merv, or it's probably in the 30s, Merv has a .543 %)


In 2008, the Bengals set a record for the most games needed under one specific owner to attain 100 wins (288).


In 2010, the team set a record for the fewest games needed to lose 200 (both considering and not considering playoffs) under one specific owner (314).



 It is the only team with three nine-game-or-more losing streaks during his tenure.



Also holds six of the twenty-five 0-6 starts (24%)



Four of the thirteen 0-8 starts (31%) 



Bengals have gone winless in October nine different times in twenty-two years under five different head coaches



0-7 in playoffs


The second lowest winning % in a decade in all of professional sports history. (were #1 until Detroit went 0-16 in their abyss)


 

Plus this:

1970 - 1990  PB

Bengals vs Steelers
W    L
21   20   (14 of these losses came in the 1970s when Steelers were at the top of their game)

1991 - 2017  MB
Bengals vs Steelers
W    L
13   40

(12-02-2017, 12:01 AM)THE PISTONS Wrote: [ -> ]All my exes live in Texas.

And so does the team that beat Marvin in the playoffs twice.

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Bengal fans...

He’ll live longer than Monty Burns.

(12-02-2017, 09:11 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Bengal fans...

I hear the Steelers comin', they're rollin' round the bend.

And I ain't seen a playoff win since I don't know when.

Mikies in the graveyard, Burficts in the pen!

(12-02-2017, 10:15 AM)BengalsRocker Wrote: [ -> ]I hear the Steelers comin', they're rollin' round the bend.

And I ain't seen a playoff win since I don't know when.

We're stuck in Cincinnati, and time keeps dragging on
As those losses keep compiling, all my hopes are gone


Well when I was just a baby my mama told me son
If you root for Cincinnati our relationship is done
Then Burfict tackled Bell,  just to watch him die
When I see them flags a flyin' I hang my head and I cry


Well I'll bet rich Mikies eatin' in some fancy dining car
Probably counting all his money and smokin' big cigars
Well I know I had it comin' I know I can't be free
That bastard keeps a breathing' that's what tortures me

(12-02-2017, 10:47 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]We're stuck in Cincinnati, and time keeps dragging on
As those losses keep compiling, all my hopes are gone


Well when I was just a baby my mama told me son
If you root for Cincinnati our relationship is done
Then Burfict tackled Bell,  just to watch him die
When I see them flags a flyin' I hang my head and I cry


Well I'll bet rich Mikies eatin' in some fancy dining car
Probably counting all his money and smokin' big cigars
Well I know I had it comin' I know I can't be free
That bastard keeps a breathing' that's what tortures me

Niiiiice!

It really would be cool to hear someone perform an actual parody of Folsom to convey our plight!

(12-02-2017, 10:47 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]We're stuck in Cincinnati, and time keeps dragging on
As those losses keep compiling, all my hopes are gone


Well when I was just a baby my mama told me son
If you root for Cincinnati our relationship is done
Then Burfict tackled Bell,  just to watch him die
When I see them flags a flyin' I hang my head and I cry


Well I'll bet rich Mikies eatin' in some fancy dining car
Probably counting all his money and smokin' big cigars
Well I know I had it comin' I know I can't be free
That bastard keeps a breathing' that's what tortures me

Awesome Harley !

How sad is it that we've hyped up beating the Steelers to some Super Bowl like level of achievement?

I mean, the Bears beat them this year! The Bears!