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John Wick vs. Jack Reacher
(01-08-2018, 05:12 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]John Wick vs. Jack Reacher

John Wicks for sure. But, I might be influenced by the fact I think Keanna would pummel Cruise in real life.  LOL

How about Anton Chigurh versus Lorne Malvo?   Hmm
(01-08-2018, 09:35 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: [ -> ]John Wicks for sure. But, I might be influenced by the fact I think Keanna would pummel Cruise in real life.  LOL

How about Anton Chigurh versus Lorne Malvo?   Hmm

I'd have to give the edge to Chigurh. Here's one that's a bit of a mind-blown (and it has nothing to do with his recent problems). 

John Doe vs Keyser Soze
(01-15-2018, 03:21 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]I'd have to give the edge to Chigurh. Here's one that's a bit of a mind-blown (and it has nothing to do with his recent problems). 

John Doe vs Keyser Soze

Man, that's a good one. I would have to go with Soze just because he's absolutely ruthless.

Spacey has always been one of my favorite actors, so it's crazy to see all the stories that have came out. 


OK, here's one: Heath Ledger's Joker vs Brandon Lee's Crow
(01-15-2018, 12:26 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: [ -> ]Man, that's a good one. I would have to go with Soze just because he's absolutely ruthless.

Spacey has always been one of my favorite actors, so it crazy to see all the stories that have came out. 


OK, here's one: Heath Ledger's Joker vs Brandon Lee's Crow

The Crow.... For Sure...  Brandon Lee would wipe the floor with ledger.




Casey Ryback   vs     Frank Dukes   
(01-15-2018, 04:43 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: [ -> ]The Crow.... For Sure...  Brandon Lee would wipe the floor with ledger.




Casey Ryback   vs     Frank Dukes   


Gilligan vs the skipper

The fat kid from modern family vs his virginity

Mike Rowe vs Isuzu joe


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Ellen DeGeneres vs Michael Cera
(01-15-2018, 04:43 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: [ -> ]The Crow.... For Sure...  Brandon Lee would wipe the floor with ledger.




Casey Ryback   vs     Frank Dukes   

Frank Dukes every time. 

I've never been able to take any Seagal character seriously.

How about: Lloyd Christmas vs Harry Dunn Mellow
(01-15-2018, 05:11 PM)treee Wrote: [ -> ]Ellen DeGeneres vs Michael Cera

Now that's a tough one to call. LOL
(01-15-2018, 05:44 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: [ -> ]Frank Dukes every time. 

I've never been able to take any Seagal character seriously.

How about: Lloyd Christmas vs Harry Dunn Mellow

LOL I think the Audience wins on that one.   But I think Lloyd is edgier if I had to choose.

Now a hard one... (well maybe lol)


Tyler Durden  vs  Mickey O'Neil
(01-15-2018, 06:04 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: [ -> ]LOL I think the Audience wins on that one.   But I think Lloyd is edgier if I had to choose.

Now a hard one...  (well maybe lol)


Tyler Durden  vs  Mickey O'Neil

Dammit, I love both of those characters. I guess I have to go with Mickey since Tyler is actually Ed Norton. LOL

Kilmer's Doc Holliday vs Eastwood's Josey Wales
(01-15-2018, 06:09 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: [ -> ]Dammit, I love both of those characters. I guess I have to go with Mickey since Tyler is actually Ed Norton. LOL

Kilmer's Doc Holliday vs Eastwood's Josey Wales

I’m going with Doc Holiday, he’ll be my huckleberry.





The Bride (Kill Bill) vs Hit Girl (Kickass)
(01-15-2018, 12:26 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: [ -> ]Man, that's a good one. I would have to go with Soze just because he's absolutely ruthless.

Spacey has always been one of my favorite actors, so it crazy to see all the stories that have came out. 


OK, here's one: Heath Ledger's Joker vs Brandon Lee's Crow

Still a great actor.  Same as Louis CK.  Still a great comedian.

They both did crazy stuff.

Doesn't change the work they've done though.
(01-15-2018, 08:51 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]I’m going with Doc Holiday, he’ll be my huckleberry.





The Bride (Kill Bill) vs Hit Girl (Kickass)

Hit Girl.

IDK she seems like she wouldn't quit   I think the Bride would hesitate.


Barney Ross  vs John Rambo
(01-15-2018, 05:11 PM)treee Wrote: [ -> ]Ellen DeGeneres vs Michael Cera

Ellen would bitchslap the shit outta Cera.


Palpatine vs Gandalf
(01-15-2018, 08:51 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]I’m going with Doc Holiday, he’ll be my huckleberry.





The Bride (Kill Bill) vs Hit Girl (Kickass)

Hit Girl


Tommy DeVito (Goodfellas) vs Vincent LaGuardia Gambini (My Cousin Vinnie)


Achilles (Troy) vs General Maximus (Gladiator)
(01-16-2018, 11:02 AM)Interceptor Wrote: [ -> ]Ellen would bitchslap the shit outta Cera.


Palpatine vs Gandalf

Gandalf.


Gandalf doesn’t get any rest though.



Gandalf vs. Albus Dumbledore
(01-16-2018, 11:08 AM)Interceptor Wrote: [ -> ]Hit Girl


Tommy DeVito (Goodfellas) vs Vincent LaGuardia Gambini (My Cousin Vinnie)


Achilles (Troy) vs General Maximus (Gladiator)

Achilles (Troy) vs General Maximus (Gladiator)
Good one! I’m going Achilles in a long drawn out 15 round fight.


Dirty Harry vs Paul Kersey (Charles Bronson from Death Wish)
Sgt. Highway (Heartbreak Ridge) vs Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

Han Solo vs Indiana Jones

Barney vs Big Bird

Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad) vs Hit Girl (Kick Ass 2)
Jason Bourne vs  The Mechanic (Jason Statham)  I don't remember his name from the movie.
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