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(01-09-2018, 04:35 PM)Rattler Wrote: [ -> ][Image: alexander_clown.jpg]

That’s so mean! Why am I laughing? Why can’t I stop?
(01-09-2018, 04:42 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: [ -> ]That’s so mean!  Why am I laughing?  Why can’t I stop?


fred clicked with wild, reckless abandon to return to tell us all "told ya the rest of the league respected Piano Man"......only to see this sad, pathetic display. LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
(01-09-2018, 04:35 PM)Rattler Wrote: [ -> ][Image: alexander_clown.jpg]


See, I always took Paul as more of a Dunkin' Donuts kind of guy.
The title of this thread literally killed me. I'm dead now.
(01-09-2018, 05:12 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]See, I always took Paul as more of a Dunkin' Donuts kind of guy.

He then but bread in the charity jar, as the clerk asked "man what are you doing here"?
(01-09-2018, 04:35 PM)Rattler Wrote: [ -> ][Image: alexander_clown.jpg]

How about the little dude looking at him thinking if that's what Ronald McDonald looks like, take me to Burger King?
Scary shit Rattler. Shocked
You gave me a minor heart attack. Thanks for that smh
He’ll be trying to push sales for the Big n’ Tasty and McPizza over the Big Mac.
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I heard PA was interviewing for the busboy position at Dave Shulas' steakhouse, but lost out to Daves' brother Mike when he suddenly became available.
Fooled and thought we rehired him somehow.

Whew !
Another good reason to stay away from McDs.
Maybe coal miners in other countries could use PA to safety check mine shafts for gas, instead of risking a canary.
(01-10-2018, 07:36 AM)Sabretooth Wrote: [ -> ]Maybe coal miners in other countries could use PA to safety check mine shafts for gas, instead of risking a canary.

You reckon his fat head and ass would fit down them holes?   LMAO
What does GTFO mean?  

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(01-10-2018, 03:09 PM)Rattler Wrote: [ -> ]You reckon his fat head and ass would fit down them holes?   LMAO

Maybe have to use a gigantic industrial size padded stick( like when loading cannon balls and powder down a cannon ) ThumbsUp .
He's probably locked up in GITMO in a cell with Dennis Hastert.
The funny thing is, when I saw this thread, my first thought was "LOL, by who? McDonalds!?" Then I open and see that.. Hahaha literally losing it right now. hah.
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