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(08-13-2015, 01:18 AM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]I heard that Burficts is pierced.  He did it with a nail gun just for the fun of it.

I'm not surprised. He's clearly exhibited a pattern of recklessly risking physical damage to his head.

House has been working with Andy in the off season.

The throwing motion, trajectory, and most importantly the angle of his dangle.

I nominate this for "Thread Of The Year".

That awkward moment when you can't tell whether someone is coming out of the closet or just admitting they're a troll.

(08-12-2015, 11:44 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: [ -> ]During my time on the old board, and now here...I honestly thought I had witnessed every conceivable type of debate about Andy Dalton. I guess I was wrong.

(08-12-2015, 05:46 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]Anybody see that hog?!

GOOD LORD!

(08-12-2015, 09:08 PM)djs7685 Wrote: [ -> ]

His face.....off

Was he working with Tom House in the off season, or was it really Brett Favre???

(08-12-2015, 11:37 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: [ -> ]I won't lie...I never got worked up over another man's meat, regardless of its length, diameter, veininess, angular extremity, or any other physical property.  I don't see a lot of bad boys on my daily travels though....maybe it's different with guys who see wangs all day.

This x 1,000,000. 

TThis has to be the funniest shit I've read in a long time. You guys, always good for a pick me up. 

(08-12-2015, 10:51 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]You're damn skippy I am!

More than being impressed just for the sake of being impressed, I'm impressed because that has to inspire the team!

Something you're wanting to get off your chest Brad? You won't be judged. 

(08-13-2015, 03:14 PM)Sled21 Wrote: [ -> ]Was he working with Tom House in the off season, or was it really Brett Favre???

This was too perfect.

(08-13-2015, 03:19 PM)Se ky bengal Wrote: [ -> ]Something you're wanting to get off your chest Brad? You won't be judged. 

Real men can appreciate another man's manhood 

Not like I'd ever go touch it, look at it more than would be heterosexually acceptable, or even look at it in any sexual way, but in admiration?  You're damn straight   

(08-13-2015, 06:17 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]You're damn straight. 

And recent revelations suggest that you might be the opposite.

Like I said. Live and let live. I support you in coming out.

Is there a way we can determine how many times Fred has watched this footage?

(08-14-2015, 12:26 AM)Utts Wrote: [ -> ]Is there a way we can determine how many times Fred has watched this footage?

I think the over/under is set at 45.

(08-14-2015, 12:26 AM)Utts Wrote: [ -> ]Is there a way we can determine how many times Fred has watched this footage?

Only once







(but it is now my main page background)

(08-13-2015, 06:17 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]Real men can appreciate another man's manhood 

Not like I'd ever go touch it, look at it more than would be heterosexually acceptable, or even look at it in any sexual way, but in admiration?  You're damn straight   

I think you choose the wrong verb for that, right? I don't know about everyone else, but I don't "appreciate" any mans junk. 

This is the funniest shit i've read in a long time!!!!!!

(08-13-2015, 06:17 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]Real men can appreciate another man's manhood 

Not like I'd ever go touch it, look at it more than would be heterosexually acceptable, or even look at it in any sexual way, but in admiration?  You're damn straight   

I'm really busy at work right now, but I just can't get the image of Andy's glorious dick out of my mind.   I had to get on here just to read about how other people appreciate that beautiful dong.  It's been quite the release.