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Do you guys use when you "do it yourself"?

K-Y......accept no substitutes.

I prefer a nice Shea butter packed with vitamin e, for wrinkle reduction

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O'keefe's Working Hands hand cream. 

Guaranteed softness for the hardest working parts of the body. 

Well, whatever lotion you use, you better puts it back in the basket or you gets the hose again.....

(01-25-2018, 04:24 PM)Interceptor Wrote: [ -> ]Well, whatever lotion you use, you better puts it back in the basket or you gets the hose again.....

Depends on what you mean by "getting the hose".

Wait men use lotion?

(01-25-2018, 05:01 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Depends on what you mean by "getting the hose".

Sometimes I'll use liquid nails, for when I really want a good grip

I use Coppertone in the Summer.  That way when I'm sprawled out in middle of the yard it doesn't get burnt.

Gotta be safe folks.  

(01-25-2018, 09:12 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: [ -> ]I use Coppertone in the Summer.  That way when I'm sprawled out in middle of the yard it doesn't get burnt.

Gotta be safe folks.  

And remember that if you tan while flaccid the wrinkles will make it look "tiger striped" when erect.

Jerkens

Bacon Grease

Intensive care lotion

10W30, preferably Valvoline.

I don’t have enough time to put that kind of care into the process.