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fredtoast

01-25-2018, 10:58 PM
First of all what do you guys think of when a woman says "The V is sticking out!"?

Verizon or something else?

That may be a bit of a stretch, but this one is blatant.

First the hair comes off the *****, then off the nuts, then a guy is shown drying his crotch.

Not even trying to hide the message



CKwi88

01-26-2018, 12:56 AM
Sex sells.

Tiger Teeth

01-26-2018, 06:44 AM
(01-25-2018, 10:58 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]First of all what do you guys think of when a woman says "The V is sticking out!"?

Verizon or something else?

That may be a bit of a stretch, but this one is blatant.

First the hair comes off the *****, then off the nuts, then a guy is shown drying his crotch.

Not even trying to hide the message




I think that girl in the Verizon commercial is hot. 

treee

01-26-2018, 07:07 AM
(01-26-2018, 06:44 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]I think that girl in the Verizon commercial is hot. 






The one in the overalls? Definitely agree.

grampahol

01-27-2018, 09:03 AM
Provocative commercials are hardly a new occurrence although they do push boundaries a bit more than in the past . I can remember the outrage when Broadway Joe was hocking panty hose.. He received death threats over that.. Half the country thought he'd gone over to the less than manly side.. lol

Tiger Teeth

01-27-2018, 02:58 PM
I remember the Hardee's commercials with the girls eating stuff in bikinis and scantily dressed. In fact, wasn't Kate Upton in one of those?

Go Cards

01-27-2018, 03:04 PM
Laughed first time I saw it.

Bengalholic

01-27-2018, 03:05 PM
(01-27-2018, 02:58 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]I remember the Hardee's commercials with the girls eating stuff in bikinis and scantily dressed.  In fact, wasn't Kate Upton in one of those?

Yes she was and it was quite savory.

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Go Cards

01-27-2018, 03:08 PM
(01-26-2018, 07:07 AM)treee Wrote: [ -> ]




The one in the overalls? Definitely agree.

Must be getting old, thought both were hot. 

HarleyDog

01-27-2018, 04:27 PM


fredtoast

01-28-2018, 11:42 AM
(01-27-2018, 02:58 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]I remember the Hardee's commercials with the girls eating stuff in bikinis and scantily dressed.  In fact, wasn't Kate Upton in one of those?

I'd like to see a Taco Bell commercial like that with the girl licking the filling out of the taco.

The ending would be a guy squeezing a burrito so that all the filling squirts out of the end onto the girls face.

Mexican food is so damn sexy.

SunsetBengal

01-28-2018, 11:59 AM
(01-28-2018, 11:42 AM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]I'd like to see a Taco Bell commercial like that with the girl licking the filling out of the taco.

The ending would be a guy squeezing a burrito so that all the filling squirts out of the end onto the girls face.

Mexican food is so damn sexy.

For those craving extra sour cream?

Interceptor

01-28-2018, 12:14 PM







Tiger Teeth

01-28-2018, 01:05 PM
I searched YouTube for "sexy commercials", but 99% were NSFW so I'm not posting any. There are some really provocative ones from other countries.

HarleyDog

01-06-2019, 03:34 PM
(01-28-2018, 11:42 AM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Mexican food is so damn sexy.

Yeah, if you prefer his & her crappers. So the new pick-up line at Taco Bell would be, "Hey Baby, want to explode toilets together?" LOL 

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