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I was just thinking, since I'm going to Bunbury to see Blink 182 (and whoever else, but they're the only band I care about on Friday), you think I could go crowd surfing in my wheelchair?!

How epic would that be and would HAVE to get tons of press?!

I'd obviously have to bring my manual wheelchair because my electric one weighs something like 400 pounds, but I think I could pull it off?!

Good idea or one that makes you think I'm way more brain damaged than you originally thought?

(05-17-2018, 02:51 AM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]I was just thinking, since I'm going to Bunbury to see Blink 182 (and whoever else, but they're the only band I care about on Friday), you think I could go crowd surfing in my wheelchair?!

How epic would that be and would HAVE to get tons of press?!

I'd obviously have to bring my manual wheelchair because my electric one weighs something like 400 pounds, but I think I could pull it off?!

Good idea or one that makes you think I'm way more brain damaged than you originally thought?  

If you're crowd surfing you wouldn't even need the chair. Just have the band members toss you off the stage  

(05-17-2018, 02:55 AM)treee Wrote: [ -> ]If you're crowd surfing you wouldn't even need the chair. Just have the band members toss you off the stage  

But it would be MUCH more legendary in my wheelchair!

Otherwise, I'm just some normal dude crowd surfing that happens all the time.

People need to see the crippledness!

Too late. This race was already won by another cripple.

(05-17-2018, 07:32 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]Too late. This race was already won by another cripple.

Photoshopped.

Either way, it can’t happen too much.

I would not recommend such an act...

There are tons of videos online of it being done.

(05-17-2018, 10:08 AM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]Photoshopped.

Either way, it can’t happen too much.

You underestimate the power of drunk cripples everywhere. 

Seriously, there are hundreds of images like these on the webz. So, you need to broaden your horizens. Be the first cripple crowd surfer with a naked chick in your lap or something. Or at least holding a kitten.

(05-17-2018, 03:25 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]Be the first cripple crowd surfer with a naked chick in your lap or something. Or at least holding a kitten.

Why'd you repeat yourself?

(05-17-2018, 04:29 PM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]Why'd you repeat yourself?

Nice! I first typed puppy but then thought, hey, I don't want any of my siblings on Brads naked lap. We don't need another breed called BradLaprador Receiver?

It just aint right man!

(05-17-2018, 03:25 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]




You underestimate the power of drunk cripples everywhere. 

Seriously, there are hundreds of images like these on the webz. So, you need to broaden your horizens. Be the first cripple crowd surfer with a naked chick in your lap or something. Or at least holding a kitten.

With no shirt on or my "Kiss Me I'm Crippled" shirt on, with my "Cripple" hat, I'll out-cripple all these fools!

(05-17-2018, 07:04 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]With no shirt on or my "Kiss Me I'm Crippled" shirt on, with my "Cripple" hat, I'll out-cripple all these fools!

You are the cripple Hulk.

Brad smash!

Be careful... sometimes it just doesn't work out in your favor.

(05-17-2018, 10:45 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: [ -> ]Be careful...  sometimes it just doesn't work out in your favor.

Yeah......  that would be my luck.........  but it's worth the risk to be a legend!

(05-17-2018, 10:45 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: [ -> ]Be careful...  sometimes it just doesn't work out in your favor.

(05-18-2018, 10:06 AM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Even though you can actually walk?