Dealing with a case that involved a fight between two women. Talking to a witness who did not see what happened, but heard the ruckus from another room. Said he heard one woman yell, "*****, you might be pregnant, but your face ain't!'
I spilled my half empty beer once when two women got in a bar room brawl.. I got a free fresh new beer because of it.. True story. The moral of the true story is to sit just close enough to women fighting in a bar to spill your beer, but far enough away to not get your eyes gouged out in the process.
Can't argue with her logic.