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I lost my virginity to a sock puppet.

(05-22-2018, 12:46 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]I lost my virginity to a sock puppet.

It must have been a footie. Or a baby bootie [emoji6]


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Looking for some rotten cotton?

(05-22-2018, 12:46 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]I lost my virginity to a sock puppet.

As did many of us. 

(05-22-2018, 03:23 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]

As did many of us. 

that or Miss Klinex

(05-22-2018, 03:40 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: [ -> ]that or Miss Klinex

I tried Kleenex once. Blew a hole threw it like a 12-guage and paper. Made a mess everywhere. Never again. Only for cleanup. Even then, left oil streaks on glass surfaces, fur balls on paneling, etc. Great on tile though?

It's not like yoiu guys think.

My third grade teacher jerked me off while wearing a Lamb Chop puppet.

But don't freak out. This was just last December.

(05-23-2018, 12:05 AM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]It's not like yoiu guys think.

My third grade teacher jerked me off while wearing a Lamb Chop puppet.

But don't freak out.  This was just last December.

Thus your affinity for sheep.

(05-25-2018, 01:03 PM)Beaker Wrote: [ -> ]Thus your affinity for sheep.

What happens in Tennessee, stays in Tennessee. 

Well Seasame street tried to sue them.. but the case just got thrown out...

Happy time Murder had a Muppet attorney. His name is.... FRED

http://comicbook.com/movies/2018/05/28/the-happytime-murders-sesame-street-lawsuit-response-puppet-lawyer/