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Dave Chappelle as Dre K.

Bill Bellamy as Aj Green

Michael B Jordan as Joe Mixon

Bill Cosby as Marvin

Kevin Costner as Lazor.

Lewis Black as Zimmer.

Mike Tyson as Hue Jackson 

People really need to let Zimmer go...

(05-25-2018, 08:56 PM)bonesaw Wrote: [ -> ]Bill Cosby as Marvin

Bill Cosby knows how to score. Marvin doesn’t. Steve Urkel might be a better fit.

Vanilla ice as aj McCarron

(05-26-2018, 12:05 PM)TheUberHuber Wrote: [ -> ]Vanilla ice as aj McCarron

Alright Stop!

Not sure about the actors but if the film centered on Marvin Lewis the theme song should be Lonesome Loser by the Little River Band.

Have you heard about the the lonesome loser ?
Beaten by the Pittsburgh Steelers every time !

Have you heard about the lonesome loser ?
He's a loser but Mike keeps him trying.

Danny from the Partridge Family to play Andy Dalton. Will Smith to play AJ Green.

I'm sorry..I just don't see a compelling story line good enough to inspire a Hooeywood movie about the Bengals that could fill seats in a theater much less some B movie on some oddball Roku channel unless someone decided they can make a fortune by slicing it up and putting in commercials every 10 seconds or so. They could call that channel the Boring Football Channel Full of Annoying Commercials (with a cast of hundreds of has-been actors and actresses..)

(05-26-2018, 12:13 PM)guyofthetiger Wrote: [ -> ]Danny from the Partridge Family to play Andy Dalton. Will Smith to play AJ Green.

At least you were able to sneak in the term Madden without even realizing it. The Partrige families agent Ruben Kincaid was played by a guy by the name of Dave Madden..  of all the utterly useless information stored in my brain that somehow popped up.. LOL
Dave Madden https://g.co/kgs/HPbX4r

Kevin Hart as John Ross

Jim Carey in his dumb and dumber role as Marvin Lewis.

(05-26-2018, 12:07 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]Alright Stop!

Collaborate and listen...

Peter Boyle as Mike Brown (He is dead but who’s gonna tell the difference.)

Denzel Washington as Marvin Lewis

Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family) as Andy Dalton

Chris Tucker (Friday) as AJ Green

Keanu Reeves as Clark Harris

Butterbean as Billy Price

Eddie Murphy as Pac Man Jones

Kevin Hart as Quinton Flowers

Chadwick Boseman (Black Panther) as Vontaze Burfict

Christopher Boykin (Rob and Big) as Cordy Glenn

50 Cent as Joe Mixon

Nelly as Gio Bernard

Steve Carrell as Randy Bullock

(05-26-2018, 05:44 PM)HuDey Wrote: [ -> ]Peter Boyle as Mike Brown (He is dead but who’s gonna tell the difference.)

Samuel L. Jackson as Tyler Eifert:

Ike Turner as Joe Mixon

(05-25-2018, 02:09 PM)depthchart Wrote: [ -> ]Name an Actor or Actress (living or dead) to portray certain Bengals in a Hollywood film about the Franchise.


For example:

Jonah Hill to portray Paul Alexander

Peter Boyle (from Everybody Loves Raymond) to portray Mike Brown

and Ice T as Pac Man

Paul Alexander



Mike Brown



Pac Man

Can't believe nobody said Chunk from Goonies would be Paul Guenther!