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(05-25-2018, 03:48 PM)Nate (formerly eliminate08) Wrote: [ -> ]Have been told i look a bit like Russell Crowe, but obviously i am a nicer guy than him and don't like to throw phones at people.

The skinny Russell or the fat one??  

(05-25-2018, 03:48 PM)Nate (formerly eliminate08) Wrote: [ -> ]Have been told i look a bit like Russell Crowe, but obviously i am a nicer guy than him and don't like to throw phones at people.

Ryan Gosling could play me if he were more attractive. Liam Neeson could play me based on his typical save the day badass character, but he’d also have to get better looking. Guess I’d have to play my part for the character to do the real person any justice. I’m too damn sexy to be played by anyone else

Jason Bateman

(05-25-2018, 03:19 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: [ -> ]I suggest any living members of the monty python crew to direct.

Since were going British, I'd like the theme music from the Old Benny Hill Show plus have our characters move in fast motion to that music at times like they did on Benny Hill.

I've met a few younger folks recently (20's to 30) that love Gilligan's Island but have no idea who Benny Hill was.

I tell them that if they like Gilligan they would Love Benny Hill.

Shows how old I'm getting.

Some of you will also remember the little old man Benny would disrespectfully pat on top of the head.

I've always said if a movie was made about my life, the actor playing me would be Kevin James.

(05-25-2018, 04:22 PM)sandwedge Wrote: [ -> ]The skinny Russell or the fat one??  

The one with a beer gut.

(05-25-2018, 04:29 PM)leonardfan40 Wrote: [ -> ]Ryan Gosling could play me if he were more attractive. Liam Neeson could play me based on his typical save the day badass character, but he’d also have to get better looking. Guess I’d have to play my part for the character to do the real person any justice. I’m too damn sexy to be played by anyone else

I getcha man, tough to find a dude this badass.

Christopher Reeve

(05-25-2018, 04:53 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]Christopher Reeve  

Lmao

Rodney Dangerfield.

Christopher Walken

John Holmes

(05-25-2018, 07:08 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]Rodney Dangerfield.

The best.

Bruce Campbell. "Hail to the king, baby."

I've most often been compared to Tim McGraw and he is technically an actor.

So have him throw on an old baseball cap and there you go.

(05-25-2018, 04:37 PM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]I've always said if a movie was made about my life, the actor playing me would be Kevin James.

I've always thought Treeeeeee's avatar kinda looks like Kevin James.

This guy:

David Duchovney or Brent Spiner. 

John Heder

Slavoj Zizek

Slavoj Zizek

I'll start doing Zizekian posts.

Marlon Brando