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(06-29-2018, 09:28 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Okay, I'll be the first to do it:

Notice, how under extreme tension the lycra takes on an almost sheer appearance, yet holds it's ground versus the massive load it struggles to contain.  

(06-29-2018, 10:25 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]Notice, how under extreme tension the lycra takes on an almost sheer appearance, yet holds it's ground versus the massive load it struggles to contain.  

Nice observation.

(06-29-2018, 11:14 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Nice observation.

I can't lie.  I "appropriated" part of that from the booty hunter, episode #69.

(06-29-2018, 09:28 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Okay, I'll be the first to do it:

There’s no panty lines......

(06-29-2018, 09:28 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Okay, I'll be the first to do it:

(06-29-2018, 11:56 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]There’s no panty lines...…

A brilliant diagnosis by Dr. BengalHawk, who must have studied that booty like a forensics specialists analyzing blood spatter on CSI.  

This thread is offensive you bunch of male pig fat-shamers.


#bigbuttsmattertoo

(06-30-2018, 01:21 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]A brilliant diagnosis by Dr. BengalHawk, who must have studied that booty like a forensics specialists analyzing blood spatter on CSI.  

I’d hit it. She qualifies as a ‘slump buster’.

(06-30-2018, 02:47 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]I’d hit it.  She qualifies as a ‘slump buster’.

Better use a bag of flour if you know what I mean.

(06-29-2018, 11:56 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]There’s no panty lines......

There does appear to be a thong shoved up in there.

Or a corpse. Can't really tell.

(06-29-2018, 08:25 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

My wife and daughter hate when that song comes on my iPod.

This thread is making it hard to sleep at night…………die thread, die.

(07-01-2018, 10:42 PM)Go Cards Wrote: [ -> ]This thread is making it hard to sleep at night…………die thread, die.

Here's another sleep aid for you.  lmao:

There was a time in the not so distant past I would have never even considered being with a fat woman.. Until I did.. Turns out she's the best woman I've ever been with . I've been with a few beautiful, slim and trim women in my life. I guess as I've gotten older looks just aren't as important as they used to be.. The beautiful women I was with didn't have a beautiful house on a lake.   These things make a difference when you get old. Trust me.. lol

(07-02-2018, 08:30 AM)grampahol Wrote: [ -> ]There was a time in the not so distant past I would have never even considered being with a fat woman.. Until I did.. Turns out she's the best woman I've ever been with . I've been with a few beautiful, slim and trim women in my life. I guess as I've gotten older looks just aren't as important as they used to be.. The beautiful women I was with didn't have a beautiful house on a lake.   These things make a difference when you get old. Trust me.. lol

I’m marrying for money the next time I get married.