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The Eifert Towler

(07-31-2018, 12:42 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]The Eifert Towler

Boooooooo heckle heckle hissssss

(07-31-2018, 12:42 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]The Eifert Towler

You know where the Wide Receivers like to eat?

At Ross's Steak House.

Psssst..Fred.. Keep your day job because stand up comedy isn't in your future   .. Yeah  I know. I know almost nothing about stand up comedy,  but I do know that joke wasn't particularly funny.  

(07-31-2018, 12:42 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]The Eifert Towler

I imagine you laughed for 15 minutes until you had tears in your eyes before posting this and thought it was going to be huge? Happens to me all the time. Welcome to the lame club brother Fred. I will buy you 1/2 a beer sometime. 

(07-31-2018, 12:42 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]The Eifert Towler

Honestly this is probably your best post in a while.

What do you call a skydiving lawyer? Skeet

I was wrong in my other thread....this thread is the death of comedy

I expected better

(07-31-2018, 12:42 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]The Eifert Towler

I like it. Two thumbs up.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

That was funny. 

I was kind of amused by it in a way that one might be amused by a bath tub fart, or a cursing baby, or old men who say inappropriate things to young women that would get me booted in the nads, but when they do it it’s somehow “cute”.

(07-31-2018, 07:47 PM)GodFather Wrote: [ -> ]

I actually laughed out loud and i'm typically not the type to laugh at everything.

That was actually quite humorous, I got a chuckle out of it.

That was actually quite humorous, I got a chuckle out of it.

I thought it was going to be the nurse on duty or something

What's REALLY funny is that some of you actually think it's funny   .. Kind of a silver lining . 

(07-31-2018, 10:56 PM)grampahol Wrote: [ -> ]What's REALLY funny is that some of you actually think it's funny   .. Kind of a silver lining . 

Well, you know how it is. Some people are funny and some people just try really hard.