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...has a hotter wife?

McCarron?


Dalton?


Slight edge to McCarron, I'd think. No wonder AJ took so long to heal.

Oh, okay. I'll say something "football" to validate this post.

McCarron's pros:
Big game experience
Redshirt tutorial
Perhaps a better rifle than our Red one

Dalton's pros:
NFL experience
Superior mobility
Durability
Continuity...but on a short leash this time?

Slight edge to Dalton, I'd think.

(08-30-2015, 01:35 PM)tigershrimp Wrote: [ -> ]...has a hotter wife?

McCarron?


Dalton?


Slight edge to McCarron, I'd think. No wonder AJ took so long to heal.

Oh, okay. I'll say something "football" to validate this post.

McCarron's pros:
Big game experience
Redshirt tutorial
Perhaps a better rifle than our Red one

Dalton's pros:
NFL experience
Superior mobility
Durability
Continuity...but on a short leash this time?

Slight edge to Dalton, I'd think.

Apparently, Andy gets cold easy.

(08-30-2015, 01:40 PM)McC Wrote: [ -> ]Apparently, Andy gets cold easy.

Hahahahahahahahah. That killed me.

I feel like if you took ALLLL of their makeup off, Andy's wife has more natural beauty... but hey... who's judging, ill take both!

(08-30-2015, 01:43 PM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: [ -> ]I feel like if you took ALLLL of their makeup off, Andy's wife has more natural beauty... but hey... who's judging, ill take both!

It really comes down to the age old blond vs. brunette debate.  Each is a fine specimen of their particular genre.

(08-30-2015, 01:40 PM)McC Wrote: [ -> ]Apparently, Andy gets cold easy.

Lmao! Brilliant observation. Both QBs are Southerners. It's a wash.

Anybody got one of Dalton's wife in a Bengals jersey. That's the only fair way to compare them since it makes women so much hotter. 

After further review..

McCarrons wife is super model hot.

Daltons wife is housewife hot.

In the perfect world I'd have to choose McCarrons wife.

I can not answer without taking a test drive, as I need to know how each one handles!

Can anyone arrange this for me????

They're both hot, but I'll give the edge to Dalton's wife, she looks more down to earth. Being out here in So Cal the super hot model types start to wear on you. They're too into image and seem to only care about material wealth vs. substance.

I got a good idea which one has the hotter mom:

Im a brunette guy but daltons wife has that cutsie innocent look that i love, so ima go with her.

(08-30-2015, 02:25 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: [ -> ]I can not answer without taking a test drive, as I need to know how each one handles!

Can anyone arrange this for me????

I'll take your sloppy seconds 

(08-30-2015, 01:35 PM)tigershrimp Wrote: [ -> ]...has a hotter wife?

McCarron?


Dalton?

Yes!

(08-30-2015, 01:40 PM)McC Wrote: [ -> ]Apparently, Andy gets cold easy.

They must keep the locker room pretty toasty though so Andy can show his "full authority".

I'm gonna go with Keith Wenning's. 







Apparently he loves football as much as me!

It's Ginger vs. Mary Ann.  Every time, Imma go with Mary Ann.

(08-30-2015, 09:04 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]It's Ginger vs. Mary Ann.  Every time, Imma go with Mary Ann.

Some guy's just can't handle a Ginger. Apparently, some gingers also prefer a Mary Ann.

(08-30-2015, 09:04 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]It's Ginger vs. Mary Ann.  Every time, Imma go with Mary Ann.

Depends on what you're after.  Ginger will rock your world for awhile but Mary Ann will be there til the end.

My wife is hotter than both.