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I will say this; i plan on cleaning the kitchen some time before the game starts today. Not out of superstition but because it needs it. 

If they somehow win tonight...you can thank me later. 

I think posting in the prediction thread for the score of each game is my ritual and superstition. I'm usually close.

(10-21-2018, 05:33 PM)guyofthetiger Wrote: [ -> ]I think posting in the prediction thread for the score of each game is my ritual and superstition. I'm usually close.

I’m the opposite. I feel like if I predict a Bengals win it won’t happen.

I'm not superstitious, it calls unluck.

I buy a stuffed mascot of the opponent each week and copulate violently with it immediately before kickoff.

I am getting warmed up right now.


"You sure have a pretty mouth. . . "

My current pregame superstition is watching the Blue White scrimmage. 

(10-21-2018, 08:09 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]I buy a stuffed mascot of the opponent each week and copulate violently with it immediately before kickoff.

I am getting warmed up right now.


"You sure have a pretty mouth.  .  .  "

You need Jesus! 

(10-21-2018, 08:47 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]You need Jesus! 

No, just imagine what he'd do to Him 

(10-21-2018, 08:57 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]No, just imagine what he'd do to Him 

Fred! Stay away from Jesus!

I'm not wearing my bengals jersey for the first time today. But I'm not sure that was the problem. When we were 4-1 and getting ready to play poopsburgh, I went to Rural King and got me a black long sleeve shirt to go under the jersey. We are 0-2 when I wore that. So I scratched both of them until after the bye. Going to throw some holy water on them before I wear them again. So today, I have a Bengals long sleeve shirt on underneath a generic pullover.


We shall see.