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Looks like Dez just tore his Achilles. Out for at least 8 months.
Talk about awful ***** luck. Damn.
Go figure. Maybe he was meant to be signed here? Maybe the dark cloud is moving away from this team? Nah, WTF am I kidding?
(11-09-2018, 07:34 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]Go figure. Maybe he was meant to be signed here? Maybe the dark cloud is moving away from this team? Nah, WTF am I kidding?

You remember when Lucy pulls the football away, every time, just before Charlie gets there ?

Lucy is still there for us Dez or no Dez.
(11-09-2018, 09:36 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: [ -> ]You remember when Lucy pulls the football away, every time, just before Charlie gets there ?

Lucy is still there for us Dez or no Dez.

Lucy’s a ho!
(11-09-2018, 10:28 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]Lucy’s a ho!

A nickel ho!
If he'd have signed here, he might not have torn it. Butterfly effect.
(11-10-2018, 01:43 AM)Shady Wrote: [ -> ]If he'd have signed here, he might not have torn it. Butterfly effect.

Stole my post, dammit. 

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(11-09-2018, 10:28 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]Lucy’s a ho!

Hilarious
(11-09-2018, 10:28 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]Lucy’s a ho!

Yes, but in fifty years, she's never aged a day.
(11-10-2018, 04:02 PM)McC Wrote: [ -> ]Yes, but in fifty years, she's never aged a day.

She's a ho and a witch....
(11-10-2018, 06:16 PM)jason Wrote: [ -> ]She's a ho and a witch....

She turned me into a newt!
Honestly not a Dez fan but i feel bad and people are saying maybe if he signed with Baltimore and played all year it’d be different nahhhh this was just bad luck