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Not just equipped with a flame thrower, but looking like an all terrain chair. Meaning he could chase you just about wherever he wanted to, and burn a clear path of destruction the entire way.

Never even hear him coming. He could be behind you right now.

I feel a meltdown coming.

(12-01-2018, 07:59 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]I feel a meltdown coming.

Nah. Not a chance 

(11-30-2018, 09:52 AM)michaelsean Wrote: [ -> ]Never even hear him coming. He could be behind you right now.

Yep.

My 90 year old incontinent father has that beaten with a shit throwing walker..  You'd probably rather burn first, but oh well . Just spent over 4 hours cleaning down the old man twice. Once right as I fell asleep . 
These are things few people ever expect to have to do for their parents in their old age, but he wouldn't trust another living soul to do it for him .  In a very strange way it's quite an honor to be my dads caregiver and at other times it takes everything I have to keep from tossing his grumpy ass in the lake..  I keep warning my kids to do me in before it's too late . lol