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I was recently reading about how much money people make by taking the LSAT or ACT for college students. I was also thinking about how much people hate to have colonoscopies. So I was thinking of offering to take colonoscopies for people if they paid me 25 dollars.

Any of you guys interested?

(03-27-2019, 02:33 AM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]I was recently reading about how much money people make by taking the LSAT or ACT for college students. I was also thinking about how much people hate to have colonoscopies. So I was thinking of offering to take colonoscopies for people if they paid me 25 dollars.

Any of you guys interested?

I actually looked forward to mine. Having been sober so long I looked forward the the twilight anesthesia

(03-27-2019, 02:33 AM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Any of you guys interested?

OR you could stick with defending drunk driving proctologist’s?

Interesting twist, with the colonoscopy thing. But I've always understood that renting out one's rectum was considered to be a form of prostitution.

Do you have hemorrhoids?

Any leakage of any kind?

(03-30-2019, 09:31 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]Interesting twist, with the colonoscopy thing.  But I've always understood that renting out one's rectum was considered to be a form of prostitution.

Not if it is for the purpose of making a movie.

I think colonoscopies should be covered.  They are a lot like porno films.

(04-01-2019, 02:51 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]Do you have hemorrhoids?

Any leakage of any kind?

Nothing but a few stretch marks.