Cincinnati Bengals Message Board / Forums - Home of Jungle Noise

(05-31-2019, 06:06 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: [ -> ]That might be hard to remember.

Lol, I meant to delete that.  Didn't go as well as I had hoped.  Damn Google.  But whatever it was, it was funny.

By the way 'Zona, keep us posted on your adventure. My wife is laughing hysterically and wants to know how it "comes out".

(05-30-2019, 11:41 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: [ -> ]You can't fool me, man! I know there is no spike. When it came out, I carefully inspected it, because I was wondering how much I could get for the silver in it.

Wait a sec! You just gave me a great idea! I'll borrow my neighbors metal detector and check after each poop. That way, I don't have to needlessly chop up a bunch of crap!

Thanks man!

Hmmm. Front tooth, back tooth? (Not front hand, back hand)

Mine was a molar. Had a metal spike through the middle.

(05-31-2019, 10:46 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: [ -> ]Well. I took a big dump last night. But I couldn't bring myself to pull crap out of the toilet and start slicing it up just to put something inside of it back in my mouth. Besides, the smell was rather horrendous! As I have been known to say, "That shit ain't right, man!"

I felt rather sick about it, though. It was hard for me to enjoy the dump the way I normally do thinking about all that money going down the toilet.

I think I will just have all the teeth in my head pulled and get dentures. At least I wouldn't be swallowing all of those bastards!

No no, you have to spread it out an a flat surface. Like the kitchen table. Then use your wife's rolling pin to gently flatten out the poo.

(06-01-2019, 01:05 AM)Benton Wrote: [ -> ]Hmmm. Front tooth, back tooth? (Not front hand, back hand)

Mine was a molar. Had a metal spike through the middle.

Molar. Like I always say, "Go big, or go home!"

(06-01-2019, 01:06 AM)Benton Wrote: [ -> ]No no, you have to spread it out an a flat surface. Like the kitchen table. Then use your wife's rolling pin to gently flatten out the poo.

Sounds pretty stinky. It's stinky enough just using her toothbrush to poke around the loaves inside the toilet.


Poo Update: I had a second post-cap poop this evening. Visual inspection gave no indication of the wayward cap. Once again, I was forced to cut the search short due to the awful stench. I fear it may be lost forever! If only there were a professional poo sorter out there somewhere!

(06-01-2019, 02:28 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: [ -> ]Molar. Like I always say, "Go big, or go home!"


Sounds pretty stinky. It's stinky enough just using her toothbrush to poke around the loaves inside the toilet.


Poo Update: I had a second post-cap poop this evening. Visual inspection gave no indication of the wayward cap. Once again, I was forced to cut the search short due to the awful stench. I fear it may be lost forever! If only there were a professional poo sorter out there somewhere!

WITHOUT dental insurance your looking at $750-1000 for a molar.  With insurance it will probably be less than $400.

But keep searching and re-use that bad boy when you find it.  I'll be keeping my eye on the national news in anticipation of the clearly hysterical side effects...

Well, I guess the tooth cap saga is over?

(06-02-2019, 05:00 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Well, I guess the tooth cap saga is over?

Yeah. I had a third poop last night. there was nothing observable on the exterior, so I'll have to assume it was inside one of the loaves. Once again, my inspection was limited by the severe odor, my gag reflex and my unwillingness to lay hands poop.

Looks like I'm heading back to the dentist office (sigh).

(05-31-2019, 12:30 PM)michaelsean Wrote: [ -> ]I stopped at gluten free vanilla cupcake.

I didn't even make it to vanilla.. Once I see gluten free I cringe.. When you see bottled water labeled as gluten free you already know the target buying audience isn't among the best and brightest our nation has to offer.. 

I just hope it doesn't slice your stomach, Liver or intestines on the way down. Any organ injuries are no good either.

(06-07-2019, 10:07 PM)packerbacker Wrote: [ -> ]I just hope it doesn't slice your stomach, Liver or intestines on the way down. Any organ injuries are no good either.

Oh My. That would make him braunschweiger. Then people would eat him with mustard and pepper in a bun or bread. Wait.... He probably would prefer to go out that way. Damn Sicko!

(05-31-2019, 03:06 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Remember 'Zona...

[img]http:://thebengalsboard.com/data:image/png;base64,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[/img]

(05-31-2019, 06:06 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: [ -> ]That might be hard to remember.

Damn Catnip.