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(06-11-2019, 03:00 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]So our first round pick is cutting practices with no visible injury?

Sounds like a spoiled "Prima-Jonah" to me.

Groan......

(06-11-2019, 02:56 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Have they even install the new offense?  Seems like it would be a work in progress for all of them at this point.

If he meant he struggled with the playbook last year that is not good.  2018 was his third season.

true but the playbooks he would have had.

Zampeese - Hue Combo
Zampeese - Lazor Disaster
and then Lazor  Half games.

Crap you guys don't think Turner hurt his feelings do you?

(06-11-2019, 05:43 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: [ -> ]Crap you guys don't think Turner hurt his feelings do you?

Could be a case of Jerry bullying him. Jerry and Turner reunite one day. Joanie "dinged up" the next. 

(06-11-2019, 05:43 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: [ -> ]Crap you guys don't think Turner hurt his feelings do you?

The most offensive thing about Turner is his resume.

(06-11-2019, 03:00 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]So our first round pick is cutting practices with no visible injury?

Sounds like a spoiled "Prima-Jonah" to me.

More than likely he is so good already they are giving him a break so these other guys can get reps.

I love all the panic and complete speculation. It is like I tell my grandkids. If you do not actually know then do not worry about it. When you do actually know then you can react accordingly. Anything else is absolutely pointless.

Let's hope it's nothing serious. T his team has been snake bit enough the last couple years !

(06-11-2019, 08:23 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: [ -> ]Let's hope it's nothing serious. T his team has been snake bit enough the last three decades!

There we go..  

(06-11-2019, 08:35 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]There we go..  

How true 

As long as he doesn't announce "early retirement" I'll assume he'll be good to go. For all we know it's the worst recorded hangnail in all of human history..or one of those mystery back spasms..  I just know I never trust anything that's "undisclosed" from the Cincinnati Bengals. Have they ever had an undisclosed anything that wasn't catastrophic or a near death experience? 

(06-11-2019, 08:23 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: [ -> ]Let's hope it's nothing serious. T his team has been snake bit enough the last couple years !

This team has been snakebitten the last couple of DECADES!

(06-12-2019, 06:06 AM)grampahol Wrote: [ -> ]As long as he doesn't announce "early retirement" I'll assume he'll be good to go. For all we know it's the worst recorded hangnail in all of human history..or one of those mystery back spasms..  I just know I never trust anything that's "undisclosed" from the Cincinnati Bengals. Have they ever had an undisclosed anything that wasn't catastrophic or a near death experience? 

To be fair, we never hear a whole lot on the media side of things with injuries, or anything really, because we really don't have much of a spokesperson or department dealing with that kind of thing (other than coaches and players themselves).

I've heard he's having both arms amputated. That's second hand info, but it's out there.

(06-12-2019, 08:46 AM)RunKijanaRun Wrote: [ -> ]I've heard he's having both arms amputated. That's second hand info, but it's out there.

I know the knock on him is short arms, but that seems a tad excessive...

31 NFL teams definition of dinged up:



Bengals definition of dinged up:

(06-12-2019, 08:46 AM)RunKijanaRun Wrote: [ -> ]I've heard he's having both arms amputated. That's second hand info, but it's out there.

That makes sense, because I heard it was a bone bruise and the only way to cure a bone bruise, is amputation....

(06-12-2019, 09:35 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]31 NFL teams definition of dinged up:



Bengals definition of dinged up:

Bush actually tore his ACL on that play.

(06-12-2019, 08:38 AM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]To be fair, we never hear a whole lot on the media side of things with injuries, or anything really, because we really don't have much of a spokesperson or department dealing with that kind of thing (other than coaches and players themselves).

As soon as they are assured that it's truly a minor thing, Hobson will release an epic saga of toughness and courage to reveal the details of the skinned knee incident..  

(06-12-2019, 12:51 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]As soon as they are assured that it's truly a minor thing, Hobson will release an epic saga of toughness and courage to reveal the details of the skinned knee incident..  

I don't have to tell you how bad that hurts in the shower... Hopefully he's recoverd by week 1.

(06-12-2019, 12:53 PM)jason Wrote: [ -> ]I don't have to tell you how bad that hurts in the shower... Hopefully he's recoverd by week 1.

I got turf burns from playing on artificial turf one time.  Let me tell ya, avoid that "liquid skin" stuff, at all costs..