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Joe apparently had a lot of responses to his "if you think you can do better try-out comment" so he is putting together a plan. Anyone want to go to a Mixon football camp?

I see a lot of people talking about they wanna try out. I might as well throw an adult football camp with as many people wanting to participate??‍♂️ Who’s down? ?

— ??MoneyMakingMix?? (@Joe_MainMixon) September 16, 2019

Some guys from here are going to be there.

They'll show MIxon what a wimp he is.

I'll go for the LOLZ.

(09-17-2019, 12:21 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Some guys from here are going to be there.

They'll show MIxon what a wimp he is.

Seeing how we're thin at LB;  Perhaps you could dust off the old pads and see if anything is left in the tank?  

If only I wasn’t so old and untalented at football!

(09-17-2019, 12:32 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]Seeing how we're thin at LB;  Perhaps you could dust off the old pads and see if anything is left in the tank?  

How about yourself? You were a semi-pro champion!

Dont like fans booing you, then maybe try not to suck.

Who's ready to see a lanky-ass white guy with a worse drop percentage than John Ross?!

(09-17-2019, 12:42 PM)Truck_1_0_1_ Wrote: [ -> ]How about yourself? You were a semi-pro champion!

I'm feeling every bit of 50 y/o, these days.  Fat, slow and injury riddled is no way to make an NFL roster..  

(09-17-2019, 12:44 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]I'm feeling every bit of 50 y/o, these days.  Fat, slow and injury riddled is no way to make an NFL roster..  

I honestly hope 1000 fans show up. I think im good for one carry before my knees give out on me though.

Now, now you guys. All we need to beat is 1 yard per carry.

(09-17-2019, 12:48 PM)jj22 Wrote: [ -> ]Now, now you guys. All we need to beat is 1 yard per carry.

And be able to survive getting blasted by a NFL DT or LB. Which obviously none of the smart asses on this board could do.

(09-17-2019, 12:47 PM)yellowxdiscipline Wrote: [ -> ]I honestly hope 1000 fans show up. I think im good for one carry before my knees give out on me though.

Awesome, I've got like one series worth of tackles left in me.  Let's go goal line formation.

I'll do it. I will be like the John Daly of LB's. Out on the field with a smoke in my mouth and a beer in hand.

Someone get Polk High's finest on the phone. Be careful what you wish for, Joe. This guy scores TDs as well as you haymaker coeds.

(09-17-2019, 01:12 PM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: [ -> ]And be able to survive getting blasted by a NFL DT or LB. Which obviously none of the smart asses on this board could do.

You'd be surprising the blasting i could take.

(09-17-2019, 01:12 PM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: [ -> ]And be able to survive getting blasted by a NFL DT or LB. Which obviously none of the smart asses on this board could do.

You don't seem to care about the qb that has to deal with that.

So why should I think about the poor widdle rb....

But thanks for admitting you recognize the struggles some positions go through (when you like the player).

I'm 44 years old, 6' tall and weigh somewhere around 285 (with about 125% body fat ). I think I could be an OL for about half a snap.

(09-17-2019, 01:26 PM)jj22 Wrote: [ -> ]You don't seem to care about the qb that has to deal with that.

So why should I think about the poor widdle rb....

But thanks for admitting you recognize the struggles some positions go through (when you like the player).

Oh stop. Ofc I care about our QB. Some of you are like teenage girls picking sides over Twilight characters...

(09-17-2019, 01:37 PM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]I'm 44 years old, 6' tall and weigh somewhere around 285 (with about 125% body fat ). I think I could be an OL for about half a snap.

Blocking TE - Probably a 2nd Round pick.

Do you chain smoke? You could be Sean Brewers replacement.